Hello and welcome to the Bad Sex contest!

Good Sex: "His every caress caused his lover intense pleasure. He gently touched his finger to the other man's entrance and watched him writhe and moan. The moment he entered, they both came, screaming their ecstasy and seeing stars. Then they lay cuddling and whispering sweet nothings to each other..."

Actually those are not real quotes. I made up the one above after reading too many fics where sex is always amazing and mindblowing. I made up the one on the right to illustrate my idea of a Bad Sex fic. I have nothing against the Good Sex fics, but I do think they are quite unrealistic.
 
Bad Sex: "His hand touched my side lightly and I couldn't help it. I started giggling. 'I am sorry,' I said, seeing his unhappy face, 'but I guess I am just really ticklish!' In answer to that he went for my nipples. I guess from everything we've both read we expected this to feel really good. But maybe he wasn't doing it right. Or maybe I am just weird. But it really didn't feel like much. But this time I wasn't gonna tell him. Maybe he could still get some pleasure out of being with me, if I kept my mouth shut and didn't make him feel like a total failure. Bad enough I was already feeling like a freak for not writhing in pleasure at his touch."


This contest is for the purpose of creating fan fiction where sex is more like what often happens in Real Life. So, bring on the painful awkwardness and horrible embarrassment that makes you cringe every time you think back to that moment, even if you live to be a hundred. Draw on personal experience or your best friend's, or just use your imagination. And write about sex that wasn't so great. For whatever reason. It can be funny or sad. It can be In Timeline or AU. Just please send it to me after you write it :)

There will be a prize!


I felt his limpness against my thigh...

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