Let's talk About Sex or Someone Seriously Needs to Get Laid
by Chibi
Summary: This fic is an AU and takes place in high school, a time where I think everyone is talking about, or having sex (at least in my old high school) Heero and Duo are together and in love but someone is much too shy to go to the next level... until...
Pairings: 1 x 2, 3 x 4, 13 x 5, 6 x 1
Warnings: Yaoi, lemon (I think), silliness, alternate universe, frustrated teens, out of character G-boys
Spoilers: Nothing but that funny smelling milk in my fridge
Disclaimer: Don't own the G-boys or their many toys. I did survive high school though... only to become a poor college student so if you sue me you'll get that funny smelling milk in my fridge
thoughts
//flashback//
//thoughts in flashback//
Sex. Why was it so popular? Why was it so magnificent? Why aren't I getting any! Duo Maxwell considered himself to be a pretty good looking young man. His eyes, a rare violet color. His hair, the color of chestnuts, long waves that crashed down his back in the form of a braid. Pouty lips that begged to be kiss. Really REALLY begged! A body that craved to be touched, that any would love to dance their fingers along in the heat of passion. Anyone... but him... Duo crashed down on his bed, the black sheets caressing his skin with their silk touch. He had been dating his boyfriend Heero for some time now, an amount of time that was definitely long in high school years. They were happy, they were in love, I'm fucking horny, it was hopeless! Everyone at that damn high school was having sex, but him. Maybe he doesn't think I'm attractive but that couldn't be right, Heero was always saying how beautiful he was. A smile graced over Duo's lips at how absolutely sweet Heero could be, always complimenting him and carrying his books and bringing him lunch so he wouldn't have to stand in that long cafeteria line I'm pretty lucky, this sex thing can wait as long as we're in love.
"DUO!" Duo sat up in the bed at the loud cry of his name.
"WHAT!"
"HEERO IS HERE!" His eyes lit up in excitement at the mention of his boyfriend's name. Heero was always doing this, coming over and surprising him.
"SEND HIM UP!" He was literally glowing, bouncing up and down in his bed happily and waiting for that door to open to reveal... long strands of platinum blond hair and a cocky grin. "Oi, what the hell do you want Zechs?"
"Just thought you'd want a heads up, he looks pretty nervous about something."
"Thanks..." Duo stared at Zechs, while Zechs stared back at him. "You... can go now."
"Oh no no no no no, I wanna know why my baby brother's cute boyfriend is so nervous." Duo could hear Heero walking up the stairs, and Zechs looked like he wasn't going to move.
"Leave."
"No."
"O.K. Fine. If you don't leave then I'll tell a certain teacher about your crush on him..." Zechs' eyes widen, then lowered into a nasty glare.
"You wouldn't..."
"... oh Mr. Khushrenada, my brother has the BIGGEST crush..."
"... I'm leaving!" Duo chuckled and watched Zechs stomp away to go into his own room. At least the pest was gone, now he wouldn't have to deal with his teases about him and Heero. Of course Zechs knew all about the sexual frustration he was going through. In a moment of weakness he had forgot that his brother was an ass, and told him everything to have someone sympathize with him. He did sympathize... he also poked fun at the two of them all the time and poor Heero had no clue what the jokes meant.
He had no time to go down memory lane with his evil, vile creature called a brother. Especially when he saw Heero walk through his door, holding what appeared to be a bouquet of roses.
"Awwww, Hee-chan. You shouldn't have!" Duo stood up and took the roses, planting a soft kiss on Heero's lips as a reward for his thoughtfulness. He frowned a bit when he realized that the kiss wasn't returned. In fact, Heero really did look nervous about something. His cobalt blue eyes literally shook, along with his hands and hell his entire body seemed to be shaking. "Heero? What's the matter?" Heero ran a nervous hand through untamable locks of brown hair, as if that would take away his nervousness. He only seemed to shake more.
"I... I... Duo... I..."
"... you...?"
"I... I've been thinking... about... us... and... and..."
"... and...?"
"Iwantustotakethenextstepinourrelationship!" Heero shut his eyes, turning away from Duo, his entire being looking shameful. Duo just stared at him with wide, hopeful eyes. Did he say... what I think he said? He could see the little angels dancing around them, a light from the heavens beaming down on them and a rainbow spreading across the room. Heavenly, triumphant horns blared around them, and the angels were calling to him, guiding him in the direction of his Heero. He... he did... he... he wants us to... to...
"Hee-chan... are... you... sure?"
"I've wanted to... for... a while... I just didn't think you'd... want-mmph!" Whatever else he was going to say was captured in an eager kiss. There was so much need, so much want, so much passion in the kiss that Heero thought he was going to explode. He wrapped his arms around Duo's waist, pulling him close and pressing himself against him. Duo shivered against him, holding onto Heero as tightly as he could as he felt him rubbing against him desperately. Gotta make it to the bed... gotta... Duo broke the kiss, his lungs taking in the air around him, causing Heero to shiver in pleasure since Duo was breathing against his neck. "Duo..."
"We have... to get to the bed. Take me to the bed..." He began kissing at Heero's neck to encourage him to move. He squeaked in surprise when Heero lifted him up off the ground, heading over to the bed as quickly as he could. "Gods Heero... Heero... I've wanted this for so long..."
"So have I Duo, you have no idea." Duo was gently placed on the bed, Heero crawling on top of him, his fingers moving along the long braid of hair and very slowly undoing it. "I've waited for this moment for so long, gods Duo." His hair was set free and Heero begin to spread it across the black sheets, taken back by the very image of his lovely Duo. His hair, his eyes, his very being. Duo locked gazes with Heero, shivering just a bit as he slowly began to unbutton his own shirt for Heero. This must... be that nervousness that comes along with it. I wonder if he feels the same way.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod... he's going to take his clothes off... he's going to take his clothes off... Heero's breathing increased and he watched the white school shirt lose more and more buttons, revealing peachy cream flesh. Gods he's so beautiful... gods Duo... what you do to me Duo took a deep breath and let his hands move lower, to the zipper of his pants. He's going to... He slowly unzipped them. He's going to... Both of his hands moved to slide his pants and boxers down. He's going to... I'm going to... oh shit... "I... I have to go..."
"... what?"
"I... I'm sorry I have to go see you at school tomorrow love you." Heero launched himself out of the bed and bolted for the door. I can't believe I did that, I can't believe I actually thought I could do that with Duo, I don't know what the hell I'm doing and just looking at him gets me... gets me... o.k. must leave NOW!
"Heero WAIT!" But it was too late, Heero was already gone. Duo flopped back down in the bed, his shirt still unbuttoned and his pants unzipped, partway down his hips. He... stopped. I can't believe he stopped!
"He stopped?"
"YES!"
"In the middle of..."
"YES!"
"Wow..." Duo sighed and poked at the pizza on his tray, picking the pepperonis off the greasy mess and tossing them to the side. He was too depressed to eat. "Duo... I'm sorry." Aquatic blue eyes gave Duo a sympathetic look, a delicate hand reaching over and munching on french fries as he tried to cheer up his friend. "I'm sure he was just nervous."
"But it was his idea!"
"I know but he could still be nervous about it. Sex the first time isn't easy to get through." Duo blinked and just stared at his friend then he grinned, ruffling his blond hair a bit.
"How would you know Quatre?"
"Um..." Quatre coughed softly to get rid of what he knew was going to be a blush. "So anyway... yeah... like I said it isn't easy. You shouldn't believe what all those romance novels say."
"I don't read romance novels... I read fanfics..."
"... like I said, romance novels. When's the last time someone ran out the room like Heero did in a fanfic?"
"Good point..." Duo continued to pick at his pepperonis, moving on to pick at the cheese. "I guess you're right. But um... let's forget about all that. How would YOU know about sex like that? Hm?"
"No... no... reason..." Quatre did end up blushing a bit now, staring down at his lunch tray.
"Hey cutie." Arms circled around Quatre's waist and pulled him close, right into someone's lap. Quatre squeaked in surprise and blushed even more, trying to hide his face.
"He-hey... Tro-Trowa..." Blazing green eyes looked down at the nervous blond and held him closer, lips pressing against Quatre's neck over a mark that Duo just now noticed. "Tro-Trowa! Not here!"
"Mmm... but why not?" He continued to kiss at the mark there, causing Quatre's skin to tingle. "I've been thinking about you all day." A soft moan left Quatre's lips when he felt Trowa's hand in between his legs, caressing him very slowly, teasing him. "We got time before lunch is over..."
What the HELL happened to Trowa! He was the shy, quiet one yesterday! Duo just stared at the both of them, watching as his once very calm and quiet friend pawed at his... wait... wasn't Quatre the bold one in the relationship? "Hey! What's the deal? What's up with you two?"
"We... um... well..."
"We had sex last night." Trowa finished for Quatre, his hand unbuttoning the front of his pants.
"TROWA! Not here!" Trowa set Quatre down next to him, his hand still in between his legs.
"No one can see my hand."
"Trowa! What the hell is wrong with you!" Duo screeched out, still not quite believe what he was seeing. Trowa stopped, causing Quatre to sigh softly in relief. A small smirk crossed Trowa's lips as he spoke to Duo.
"We had sex last night."
"And? That did THIS to you?"
"Well... once I got over the nervous..."
//"Quatre... I... I don't think I'm going to do this right..."
"Trowa, it's o.k. I love you, that's all that matters."
"O... O.K." With those words Trowa very carefully pushed inside of his smaller lover...
... and it was the best feeling in the world! Gods did it feel good! Quatre felt so warm, so tight, so good.
He wanted more. He couldn't get enough. It was like someone flipped the on switch for pleasure...
"Tro-Trowa? Wha-OH!" Anything Quatre had to say melted into soft cries of pleasure. He couldn't think, he couldn't speak, Trowa was just simply amazing... he couldn't believe this was happening! What happened to the Trowa he knew? The nervous and shy one? He's gone Quatre. Quatre blinked, who had said that? That shy, virginal Trowa is gone.
Wh-who... who are you?
I'm the Trowa sex has created, and now... you're all mine!//
"We were at it for hours, and every second was better then the last... right Quatre?" Trowa reached over, going back to unbuttoning his pants.
"Ye-yeah... um... Trowa stop, stop that!"
"I can't believe that happened from you having sex! Oi, this is like the twilight zone or something."
"Hey Duo. Hey guys" Duo turned around and his eyes became the size of saucers at what he saw. It was Wufei... at least... he thought it was. His shoulder-length black hair wasn't tied in it's normal ponytail... it was actually hanging down for once. His black eyes didn't look... serious at all. In fact, they looked almost... at ease. He wasn't wearing his glasses... and he had called him... Duo...
"Fei?"
"Yes?" And he didn't even get mad from him calling him Fei! What happened to Maxwell being a baka?
"Are you... feeling o.k.?" Wufei sat down next to him, sitting his lunch tray down. He was eating this grease-infested mess? Willingly? What the HELL was going on?
"I feel fine." He looked over at Trowa and Quatre and grinned a bit. "You two had sex, didn't you?"
"Why, yes we did." Quatre couldn't respond, Trowa had snaked his hand inside his pants. He was biting his lips to keep himself from crying out too loudly and drawing attention to himself.
"That's cool. So did I."
"WHAT!" HIM! HE HAD SEX! BEFORE ME! Mr. Stick up his ASS!!! The world had to be against him, it just had to be. "With who!" Duo had to know, it was just unbelievable what sex was doing to his friends!
"Well..."
//"You want to see me, Mr. Khushrenada?"//
"TREIZE!?!?!"
"Shh... I'm having a flashback."
//"Yes I did. Sit down please."
"O.K." Wufei set his books down and sat at one of the desks.
"No no no, over here, on top of my desk."
"O... K..." He got up and moved over to Treize's desk, sitting on top of it just like he asked. "Now what?" For some strange reason he heard cheesy porn music in the back of his head, and he could've sworn that the room was darker then usual.
"Why it's simple, I'm going to seduce you now Mr. Chang."
"WHAT!" But before he could move Treize stood up and snapped off the rubber band in his hair, letting his black locks run free. Fingers ran through his hair, and he couldn't help but look into the eyes of his teacher and become totally enchanted by them. Then he made the mistake of looking at the rest of his teacher. His entire being spoke of sex, sophistication, sex, elegance, sex... Let yourself go.
What? Who...
I'm you, the you BEFORE you got that stick up your ass.
Why does everyone keep SAYING that!
Because it's true, sadly. Now, let this nice, sexy man seduce you and all will be right in the world.
Wh-what's gonna happen to me if I have sex with him?
Simple. The stick will be pulled out of your ass and you'll be ten thousand times more likeable.
Hey! People like me!
They'll like you more...
"Forgive me for being so forward, Mr. Chang. But every time I see you I find myself wanting you more." Treize reached up and very slowly pulled Wufei's glasses off, setting them down on the desk. "May I? Just one taste is all I ask." He purred out, causing Wufei's skin to tingle.
Oh... what the hell.
YES!//
"And that's it?"
"Yep."
"So... sex changed all of you guys?" Wufei and Trowa nodded, and poor Quatre had his head lying on the table and his hand pressed against his mouth to keep himself quiet, Trowa's hand stroking him at an agonizingly slow pace. "Will I... change too?"
"Who knows, but I bet Heero turns into how Trowa is now since they are so alike." Duo looked over at Trowa, who was now sinking under the table to... Heero? Like that?
"Was Treize nervous when you two..."
"... no, Treize is already an expert. I was nervous though but once you get over it..." Duo frowned a bit in thought. At this rate this wouldn't be happening to him for a while since Heero was too damn nervous. Then again... they all sounded nervous so... maybe if he comforted Heero first... I'll have sex with him, even if it kills me!
The front door was slammed open and Duo stepped inside his house, dropping his old gray, use to be black, book bag at the door. How odd, for some reason his house smelled like cucumber melon.
Zechs must've had company.
"Slut." Duo muttered, wondering what guy was in here now. He hoped it wasn't that last guy who wanted a threesome, he wondered how many kicks to the groin a man could take. "He just kept getting up like some sort of robot..." He muttered, heading up the gray carpeted stairs to head to his room. For some odd reason the smell wasn't coming from Zechs room at all but... his room... and was that music playing in the background? Duo broke into a run and nearly kicked his door down. "O.K. Zechs this isn't funny just because you broke your bed with some random guy doesn't mean you can break mine too!"
"Hm?" But it wasn't Zechs in his room.
It was Heero.
"What the... Heero?" His room was decorated in several candles, explaining the smell, and on his bed was a fresh set of black sheets with flower petals littered all over them, the color of his eyes. "What... is all this?"
"Duo, my beautiful Duo." Huh? Since when did Heero sound so... suave? And Duo finally noticed that he was wearing a long robe that matched his eyes and... nothing else he hoped. "I came here to sweep you off of your feet."
"Hee... ro?" This was too weird, he knew that Heero was romantic but he never set up his bedroom like this before... and he never just wore a robe before... he never sounded like that before and he definitely never... started to take Duo's clothes off for him before. "ACK! What are you doing!"
"Shhh, just relax." How did he get his shirt off so fast? Yesterday he couldn't even watch the shirt coming off let alone do it himself. His hands were now massaging his chest, It feels warm... wait... massage oil? Duo suddenly gave a started cry when he felt Heero slowly lick around one of his nipples and down lower, licking up the oil. Edible! What the hell is this! I don't mind of course but what is going on!
"Hee... Hee..." He couldn't get his name out, he was too busy shivering and shaking and panting and moaning and... his pants were coming off! Just yesterday Heero was stuttering and shaking... what happened to him?
Oh no...
"Heero, wait a minute. Heero stop, wait a min-OH!" He couldn't even finish his sentence, Heero had wrapped his lips around his erection, wrapping his arms around him and pulling him closer as he continued to please him with his mouth. Duo buried his hands in his hair, tugging at the brown stands and moving into his mouth, shaking harder. Gods... it feels so good... but... but... I know I was gonna say something... "Gods Heero, this feels so good, so good!" Well, until I remember what I was really gonna say that'll do.
"I know it feels good Duo, just enjoy."
"Mmm... Heero... It fee-" Wait a minute. Duo moved his hands out of Heero's hair and gently pushed him away. How did he know it would feel good? "What do you mean, you know?"
"I just know, that's all." He opened his mouth and pulled Duo forward, ready to take him in again but Duo pulled away from him, stepping back. "Duo..."
"No! How did you know? And since when did you get like this? This isn't you."
"Well..."
"I KNEW it! You had sex, didn't you!"
"Um..."
"This explains why you're acting like this, I learned all about it at lunch today. Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei explained it."
"They had sex too?"
"YES! You would know that if you were in lunch today but apparently you were out HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE!" Duo found his clothes and quickly slipped them back on. He couldn't believe this, how could Heero do this to him?
"Duo, Duo wait let me explain. I... I did it for us."
"WHAT!" He almost slapped him, almost, but since he was in the middle of slipping his shirt back on his hands were occupied.
"I... I wanted to know... how to do it right and not be so nervous so I came here... and Zechs..."
"Oh no..."
//"So that's the situation. I came to you because you seem to be sort of an expert on this stuff." Zechs nodded his head, wrapping a comforting arm around his brother's boyfriend. The poor boy looked so ashamed, so defeated.
"It's o.k. I'm here to help you. You want to know what to do with Duo, right?"
"Yes."
"Well, how about I show you?"
"Show?"
"Yes. I promise that once I'm done you'll know exactly what to do with Duo." Before Heero realized what was happening, Zechs was kissing him, one of his hands moving to bury itself into his hair. What is he doing? Why is he kissing me?
Because he likes you dummy.
But... but he said he was just going to show me...
Idiot! He's going to have sex with you!
I... I can't let that happen! I love Duo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just enjoy it.
But...
... it feels good, doesn't it?
... yes...
Well then, just enjoy it. And when it's over, you'll know what to do with Duo.
But... what if I like Zechs after this?
Trust me, you won't. You love Duo too much and besides... Zechs isn't that good anyway.
... but it feels good to me...
Because you don't know what IT is. But I do. And when this is over I'll be here, and you'll be able to tell that it wasn't that good.
What if when I do it with Duo...
... he doesn't like it? Oh trust me baby, he'll love it. Because I'll be here, and you'll be much wiser and be able to give him the best sex he will ever have in his life. Now just close your eyes and let him finish.
"You like that, don't you Heero?" Zechs purred into his ear, pushing his fingers inside of him now, his breathing increasing and growing heavier and heavier. "You want more, don't you?" Actually...
I told you. And look, it's about to be over already.
What? Are you serious? We aren't even doing anything!
Sure we are, he's fucking you right now.
He is? But... I don't feel...
Exactly.
But it's my first time, shouldn't I...
... not if he's bad.
"Mmmm... Heero, that was wonderful." Zechs pulled out of him, his eyes drooping shut. Heero just watched him as he fell asleep on the couch. Um... I'm still...
... I know.
But... he just...
... I know.
That was...
... awful?
I don't want to say that but... yeah... so what was the point in doing it?
You know what to do with Duo now, don't you?
I'm sure as hell not gonna do what he just did!
Exactly! Now you get it!//
Duo knew that he should've been angry, technically Heero did go out and sleep with another man but... but...
Heero blinked when Duo started to laugh. "What's so funny?"
"THAT! I mean... Zechs... and..." He couldn't stop laughing, and after a few seconds Heero started to laugh too. "He brags all the time but he... he... oh gods!" They were both laughing now, laughing together, anger completely forgotten...
... almost.
"You still slept with my brother though."
"But..."
"No sex... for an entire day..."
"WHAT! But... we've never even DONE it before! Come on..."
"I have to go and do something."
"And what's that?" Duo grinned, heading to his door. "Oh no, you're not gonna tell Zechs I told you, are you?"
"Hm? Oh... no... that's blackmail for later. I have something else to tell him, call it revenge for sleeping with my Heero." Heero just sat on the bed, looking confused and watching Duo leave the room.
About two seconds later he could hear what sounded like Zechs crying, and Duo walked back into his room with a smug look on his face.
"What... did you say to him?"
"I just told him who Fei-Fei lost his virginity to."
Owari
I felt his limpness against my thigh...