(These are just some of the ideas we came up with. Names were used randomply. Please feel free to change or ignore everything.)
- Calling out the wrong name during sex
- Quatre has been reading a lot of erotica and watching movies, so he knows that people moan and generally get loud during sex. But when he finally does it with Trowa, he discovers that Trowa is really quiet. Poor Quatre has to be content with tiny gasps and sighs, and can't even really tell if he is pleasing Trowa at all!
- Someone 'goes through the motions' for some illogical reason and afterward feels all awkward and regretful
- Farting!
- Carpet burns...
- That popcorn kernel thing
- Wufei has sex with Zechs and catches...crabs or something
- Trowa, Quatre and Dorothy decide to use handcuffs and in the heat of passion misplace the key. Trowa has to go find Duo to have the lock picked!
- Someone is so tired that they pass out right in the middle of things
- Duo comes too fast and falls asleep, leaving Heero unsatisfied...
- Quatre is so horny, but Trowa has a "headache"...
- Wufei is sure that Duo has a particular kink. Unfortunately, he grossly misjudges. Consequences ensue.
- Zechs always gets SO horny in the evening, but Noin goes to bed very early. She is always in the mood in the morning, but Zechs is NOT a morning person.
- Trowa, Heero and Wufei are lovers. Wufei comes home to find Trowa and Heero making out in the living room. He quietly proceeds to the bedroom. After a few moments Trowa realizes that Wufei is probably not gonna come out and join them because he is probably feeling too insecure. He thinks Wufei might even be sitting there crying. Poor Heero is left high and dry as Trowa goes to talk to Wufei.
- Duo has an orgasm but it's a really puny one, and Duo is really disappointed (but Heero is already asleep)...
- Wufei accidentally hurts Zechs while "banging" him, and instead of becoming even more turned on by this, Zechs is no longer "in the mood"...
- Hilde and Dorothy try to "do it", but Hilde gets grossed out because Dorothy's period chose that very moment to make its apearance... and it stained the sheets too!
- Lady Une gives Treize "head" for the first time only to discover that the taste/texture of his semen really disgusts her...
- The condom breaks.
- Heero and Wufei, both total virgins where sex with guys is concerned, "do it" for the first time. They take turns topping, but even with lube it hurts them both enough to discourage further attempts.
I felt his limpness against my thigh...